Boehner Beach Party Bingo!!!

March 25, 2010

Everyone knows Boehner throws the best parties.

C-SPAN viewers who tuned in to watch the late-running House votes at around 6:30 p.m. were treated to an odd sight. Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) insisted that the clerk read an unusually long 55-page motion to recommit aloud — a process that took an excruciating 40 minutes, halting House business.

Squirmy Democrats began wondering what was going on. Soon an aide pulled up a blog post reporting that Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) had scheduled a 6 p.m. “Beach Party” fundraiser — at $250-$5,000 a head — at DC’s waterfront Cantina Marina.


Signs You May Be a Drunk #8 (Denial)

March 25, 2010

I call bullshit…

(BONUS SIGN YOU MAY BE A DRUNK: Random Vomiting.  I’m pretty sure Boehner just narrowly missed an up-chuck around the 1:59 mark in this video)

Signs You May Be A Drunk #7 (Speaking Your Mind)

March 25, 2010

He’s mad as hell…