John Boehner Demostrates the Art of Ordering a Drink in a Bar

 

We all know how hard it can be to order a drink in a DC bar – even when you’re Minority Leader John Boehner.  The crowds, the noise, the lack of light – it can be a real challenge.  That’s why hand signals are a crucial component to you getting served in a timely manner, and even more importantly, your bartender will appreciate your willingness to make his or her job easier.

Below, Rep. John Boehner demonstrates the art of ordering drinks under such circumstances:

One Drink                                       

Five Drinks

Small Drink (also doubles as a “shot”)       

 

 Big Drink 

Really BIG Drink